Dearest YITGUAN.

I want to *** *** you. You have a nice armpit hair. You make me feel disgusted whenever i see your armpit hair. You should shave it up. Someday I will inspect your armpit hair. You + me = *** ***. If I saw you now I'd be *** ***-ing you. I want to *** *** you. I would build a ecofriendly armpit shaver just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be "loving you" LOL. We could use facebook under the stars. Love, *** ***.

P.S. dont get offended by the armpit hair thingy. i was just joking.

Oh and I am not going to post this under my notes and see what you write about me.